It’s amazing how easy it’s been to go from amusing myself with a quick parody like this to crying for what has happened and will happen to so many people. I’m at a loss. But I hope this at least gives a few people a chuckle, and I hope you and yours are safe and well.

“It’s a Small World (Six Feet Apart Version)”

It’s a thousand square feet
With hardwood floors,
And we’re stuck inside
Staring at the doors.
With one shower to share,
Of course tempers will flare.
It’s a small world after all.

It’s a small world after all,
Standing only two floors tall.
Life exists within four walls.
It’s a small world after all.

But we’re living under
A viral threat,
So canned goods found back
In the cabinet
Bought in 2013
Have become haute cuisine.
It’s a small world after all.

It’s a small world after all.
Life has slowed down to a crawl.
Might as well give friends a call.
It’s a small world after all.

And with Netflix and
Animal Crossing,
We can now practice
Social distancing.
Stay inside, show you care,
‘Cause we breathe the same air.
It’s a small world after all.

It’s a small world after all,
But you have apps to install.
(Hope your wi-fi doesn’t stall!)
It’s a small, small world.